Inspired by Mark Twain’s “Innocents Abroad” this blog is an attempt to document the sights, sounds and silliness of three friends on a train trip through Europe. We promise to post everything we feel like posting, when we think we should. In preparation I have been rereading Mr. Twain’s travelogue. It was originally done as a serialized newspaper column. It is pretty apparent that he was paid based on the number of words in the dispatch. I promise to be equally promiscuous with descriptions, details and nonsense. That is the extent of the representation and warranty you will receive. Some parts of this writing may actually have a faint resemblance to something we may or may not have experienced. Any resemblance to past or future events is a reflection of a paucity of imagination.