On Monday we took the train from Ghent to Brugge, or Bruge or Bruges. Multiple spellings for cities seem to be common in Belgium as there are three languages in governmental affairs French, Flemish and Walloon. To our good fortune almost everyone also speaks at least passable English. As does our group.
Brugge historically was a very sucessful trading port that through canals had access to the deep blue sea. It must have been a sight to see square riggers at her docks far inland. Being active traders was very profitable and the City was apparently fairly prosperous. Unfortunately the good burghers of Brugge neglected to dredge the canals and docks and the accumulated silt cut off access to the ocean for large vessels. It is the 1500’s and you are looking for a new gig. What do you do? The Bruggers filled the swamps and moved their port to the coast where it is still a major European harbor. The old city is still crisscrossed with canals similar to Venice. Bruges expanded trading and established a major textiles industry which exists today in the form of hundreds of shops selling lace and tapestries which supposedly are still made locally. When we saw the tapestry throw pillow of Elvis on the white stallion I started to doubt the veracity of the previous assertion. Good thing I have not entered the throw pillow stage of life.
Bruges principal product today is tourism. Tourism and waffles. And chocolate. You cannot swing a cat there without hitting a waffle merchant selling lace and tapestry dog pillows. For some reason the Wehrmacht managed to miss Brugge in 1915 and again on their reunion tour in 1940. As the result it is a very well preserved medieval wonderland. Everywhere you go you are serenaded by the sounds of roller bags on cobblestones. It is a sound like chainsaws cutting logs. Constantly. If Disney had added “Medieval Land” to the park right next to Tomorrowland it would look like Brugge. Mickey would look great in chain mail and Minnie would not show signs of smallpox or the plague.
We did manage the trifecta of weird in Bruges. Three art exhibits in one day. Picasso’s collected works on paper, Dali’s multi-medium weirdness and Mummies. The Mummies were the most stable of that bunch. Part of our group went off to climb a tall tower with little uneven steps and packs of fourth graders on school trips. The sensible one went to the Cafe in the square and drank beer.

